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Aug 2921 min read

PRIME RIB: OUR COMPREHENSIVE SHOPPING & COOKING GUIDE

Rather than painstakingly restore all of our various Prime Rib essays, we've consolidated them right HERE. Simple & Attainable...

Mar 199 min read

OUR FAVORITE THINGS-- Preferred & Proven Products

We don't do paid ads... yet. But when we find products we like, we're happy to sing their praises. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on...

Oct 146 min read

FETTUCCINE ALFREDO--

The classic dish as it was meant to be... just in time for autumn! A few years ago America endured a sudden baby formula shortage that...

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Oct 134 min read

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ASK AI TO PAIR WINE WITH HALLOWEEN CANDY?

(SPOILER ALERT: Hilarity Ensues.) Yeah... AI came up with THIS masterpiece. Dear Readers: I punched the parameters into my web host's AI...

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Oct 122 min read

HONEY-SRIRACHA DRUMSTICKS

Could this scrumptious treat replace Buffalo Wings? I've been tinkering with drumsticks for years trying to get them just right-- crisp...

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Oct 104 min read

BE AFRAID... BE VERY AFRAID.

Guest Author RichardB. checks in with a trio of chilling tales for Halloween season. This image is AI-generated... that in itself scares...

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Oct 32 min read

ONION JAM

A long and labor-intensive simmer rids the lowly bulb of its tear gas and celebrates a soul-melting trio of sweetness, tang, and umami.

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